Meanie Kabeanie Weenie Schmeenie......i ran out of eenies
Well, wasssuppp pple?? Anything changed between sunday and now? Doubt so rite? haha...watched Mean Girls... can ya believe that? Watched it with a guy some more... felt strangely vulnerable all thruout the show... hmmmmmz. Anywayz, not a veri funny show lah... thot it would haf been funnier actually. Turned out to be pretty predictable. but i think the girls will still like it lah.. Dun think it will dethrone legend like Legally Blonde tho.. hahaha..letz see wat nonsense i can think up today. Oh yeah, there shd be a shopping survival guide for guys.. here's some pointers i can think off.
1. When u first step into the shop, quickly scan around for a place to sit. If there are people already on the seat/ couch, try to sidle up to them and make space for ur rump. Slowly move your ass inch by inch, before proudly proclaiming the seat as urs.
2. If there are no seats, do not dispair. Seats do not have to be a legitimate chair or couch. Empty display tables are welcome also. For example, in Zara there are those metallic steps that the salesgirls use to reach high places. These can be sat on too. If the salesgirl is using it, simply push her off and sae the customer is always right.
3. Amusement is another way of survival. Proceed to check out wat other people are trying. If you are lucky, you might bump into a few aunties. These are especially interesting. Usually they will be trying something totally not suited for their age or that resembles tableclothes/ curtains. If you are super lucky, they will jio their friends to wear the same thing as them. Remember to ask ur gf to look at this point in time. Share the joy.
4. Stoning is another option. But it justs makes u look like a junkie.
5. When the gf is trying on stuff, try to gather with the other men. It makes it look like they are trying to fall in in threes. U know, when they all stand outside the fitting room, with plastic bags and handbags in their hands, which are held together in a "v" shape, in front of their bodies. If u are realy bored, conduct an inspection by walking in front of them, stopping ocasionally to chat with one and telling the next one to stand easy. Ask at least one why he never Kiwi his boots.
Here are some DO NOTS:
1. DO NOT browse thru the clothing. These are not for MEN!! Pls proceed to the Men's department before browsing. I know it rubs off but pls show some restraint.
2. DO NOT clean ur fingers on the clothes. U might get caught. I should know....
3. DO NOT bring drinks into the Taka Zara. The security uncle is damn on. He will ask u to drink outside. He did not like it when i told him i'm drinking Coke, not Outside.
4. DO NOT tell other women to get a size larger.
5. DO NOT check out the stuff that you bought a while back while on the move. Neither should you read a magazine while one the move. You will end up telling another lady that "That looks very nice honey". If u are damn suay, it will be an auntie in a tablecloth.
6. DO NOT react when there is a tranny browsing. You have seen one before, you do not haf to risk life and limb to see one at this particular moment.
Wellll, thatz all i haf for now...letz see if i can think up more things for the next few days... heh....Btw Jamie's back... yeayyyy!!! hahahaha
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