KTVs...
I have come to realise and confirm that KTVs epitomise everything i dislike.......BAH!!!
First and foremost...when the damn karaoke pub is situated in the middle of Chinatown...got more unglam one or not?? "Where u goin tonite??? Zouk? China Black??"
"I'm going to Partyworld in Chinatown......"
PARTYWORLD??? Wadahell?? Partyworld? Wat kinda suck ass name is that???? I was embaressed to say that!! UGH...
Next thing that hits u when u get thru the tainted doors is the gawdy decor of the damn place. It looks like u jus walked into some rich taitai's dream home...except she forgot to install lighting... the walls were some marble green wall paper...and there was gold lining to the edges. Marble was def the order of the day as the table tops were also marble.
After ur visionary senses have been mercilessly assaulted, they bombard you with the smell of stale smoke. The smell of stale cig butts doused in rainwater.....yeah... THAT smell... U cant run away from the smell man
Onto the room. The room itself is quite spacious...so that everyone has sufficient room to not shove their asses in my face. But alas, the management has once again failed in its quest to provide good service for the FRICKING MIC CABLE IS TOO SHORT FOR THE ROOM. So everytime u wanna sing, u gotta mash ur face up against the screen!!!! And that doesnt help reading the text any becoz they're JUST out of ur peripheral vision..... (I exaggerate).....
Then comes the videos. The chinese songs are ok....... but when someone puts an english song on.....the video is how bad????? hahaha...itz like some fat Fillipino lady running on the beach, bouncing cellulite in the face of the camera. I rem one video where the Flip was painting the room for the whole video. The subtitles should have read "Mum told me to paint the room.......Oh, my oBeralls cannot contain my thunderous thighs....... Oh, the paint does not seem to be working.....I think i shall paint the whole time in slow motion...." DUH....
And last but not least....HOW irritating is it when ur frens sing off key?????? hahahahahah....u haf to maintain a grin on ur face like.... "Hahahaha.. This is so fun..." when actually watz goin thru my mind is "Screw you......sit down and shut up....i can sing betta even if i cant read the damn chinese words.... I'll HUM!!! Just shut up!!!"
SIIGGGHHHH.,.... i feel so much better now..... hahahahah
3 Comments:
EH... i tot the IN ktv now is K BOX?
They have lots of 'em ard town, surburbs, etc
Partyworld sounds sleezy, typical Geylang-type bars... do they have girls there? You called them?
Hmmmm... mark, maybe you should come clean on that. JUST admit it...
Hahahha... =P
fug off...haha...partyworld's like kbox...except cheesier.... btw, i'm commenting jus after sending an unconcious anqi home...hahaha
partyworld's rooms are much bigger than kbox...lolz...moi sis is the expert in this area..lolz..ask her which one's better, kbox or partyworld and she'll whip out her member's card and explain to you at which time, this will be better, which song list is more up to date...bla blah blah.....lolz...
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