Delicious C. Glide

I wanna be a gym instructor??

jus came back from gym.... ever notice those gym instructors that give lessons, like kick boxing and MUSCLE PUMP. Oh yes, the lessons betta be aptly named... if not no one will attend. MUSCLE PUMP, ABS BLAST and CARDIO BOMB are among the top choices. I mean like, i wouldn't attend a friggin gym class called BICEP STRETCH or QUAD TICKLE.... That's just not intense (does the lol lol lol action) sounding enough! But at the end of the day, they'll drive u til u hurt! By the time you've been goin to gym for about 6 months, you're ready to progress on to the next level, where classes like MUSCLE TEAR and LIGAMENT HYPEREXTENSION are popular. Heard there's a secret level class called JOINT DISLOCATION.

Anyways... i walked by one on the way to the shower. Notice how all the instructors look the same? The male ones will have spiky hair, bulging muscles, tight bicycle shorts and cut-off tees. Ahhh..u might say this be their uniform? But noooOooO.. the similarities go past that. They all have this weird grin plastered on their face throughout the whole class.. kinda like Joker from Batman. And they are compelled to scream encouragement at you thru out the class... how irritating is that???

Here i am trying to kick the living piss outta the imaginary villian in front of me and there he/ she is, with a friggin mic attached to their head, screaming "encouragement". "C'MON! THAT'S THE WAY! KICK IT!"

I am, u moron. I'm kicking it! And i'd prob do betta if my brain didnt have to process ur 180 decibel quips.

Then he'd drop the ever-present "haha" on you, which shows that he's having fun teaching ur unfit, unflexible, slow ass how to do kicks. "HAHA!" AND THEN he'll talk to no one in particular... "Ya'll look beautiful today!"

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Look around, everyone's sweating and breathing heavily. How do they look beautiful? Okkaaayyy..maybe YOU think they're beautiful...to each his own huh? hahaha..

OK..moving on.. was talking about campfire songs that day... how many of u rem them?

I rem some... but i dunnoo the name of the songs. there's one that goes "Ippo eh tai tai eh ya, oh ippo eh tai tai eh" something like that.. haha..

Then there's "Ka ko piong, ke ku piong, ka ko ke ku piong piong. Hama Yude Hama Yude, ka ko ke ku piong."

But end of the story is that we concluded that "Flea FLy" is one helluva lousy campfire song... first off, it doesnt even have a tune! U start of by shouting "Flea!" Then "FLea Fly!" That's not singing! That's jus shouting!

Also, the whole song is about insects and cars and wat nots... insects i understand.. but cars? What do they have to do with a campfire??? THus conclusion is that Flea, Fly Mosquito should be removed from the list of campfire songs. hahahahahahah

posted by clownz @ 1:33 PM