Delicious C. Glide

Christmas Rappers

I have come to realise that i am wayyyy suck ass at Christmas wrapping. So if u do get a gift from me that's wrapped like some ham from NTUC, appreciate it.... becoz i aint never gonna wrap anything again! I mean like..... how do u get the basics of gift wrapping?? I seem to know everything in theory.. .such as cutting straight lines, placing the gift perpendicular to the edges and then neatly folding the first half over the gift.

After that point....everything goes down the drain.... sheeesh! I start to fold the edges and realise the white part of the gift wrap is showing...so i fold it one more time. After this one fold, the edge isn't perpendicular anymore! WTF?! So i decide to start on the other side, hopin by some miracle that the outcome will be different.... no such luck. So i end with a slightly slanted present under very creased giftwrapping paper.... and i havent even touched the damn scotch tape yet.

Now, here's where the fun starts... i place the first scotch tape onto the gift wrap and it sticks beautifully....SCORE!!! So i confidently pluck out a second piece from the table. This time, as i magnificently raise it up from the table, it gets caught in the table cloth. So i almost pull the whole table top off with it (Highly exagerrated due to extreme frustration)....SCORE!! As i frantically try to free the table cloth, i committ the 3rd sin of gift wrapping and let go of the wrapper. SCORE!! So the fricking paper unravels itself in slow motion before my eyes while i helplessly use my eye power to will it back into place. ----------> Fast forward to 15 mins later, where i find myself at the same step. This time, i carefully pluck out the scotch tape from the table top. As i align it to the edge of the present, i gently allow it to fall and stick to the surface..... but nooooooooo, thatz watz SUPPOSED to happen. As it falls into place, a gust of wind blows the @#$!$% tape and it sticks to somewhere else on the giftwrap! *curse and swear* Keep in mind the current score is Mark 1 - Giftwrapping screwups 2

Now, i set myself to removing the confounded tape from the giftwrap. "The secret is to pull it off slowly so that it comes off bit by bit." I tell myself.... So here goes...............



RRRIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!





OOOHHHH SWEET MOTHER OF......






"Game Set Match Giftwrapping Screwups"



I love Christmas............. have a merry one ya'll........ hahahahaha

posted by clownz @ 10:40 PM