Livewrong
Gd afternn ladies and germs.... how is everyone? hehe...i'm totally bored in the office, i haf work to do (which i refuse to do) and i'm sleepy..... ahhhhh..tis a good life... hahaha...So wassup wif ya'll? Any interesting stuff goin on in your lives? Feel free to tag.... here's a coupla things that i've heard/ said/ observed in the past few weeks that are quite intruiging.
1. A sentence which u will never hear but is mighty useful nonetheless : I shall smite thee with _______'s leg hair and stuff thee betwixt _________'s ass cheeks.
PS : I love the word "betwixt".
2. When a guy is walking along the road briskly, with a cash register is his hands, is there cause for suspicion?
3. When i want dinner to go faster, i eat every damn thing on the turntable thingie.
4. I havent seen a sore loser lately......
5. I like doin nothing more than having work to do. I get very disturbed when people tell me they arent learning enough. Is something wrong with me?
6. Ja mone brudder... Hee hee http://www.plsthx.com/disp.php?type=m&id=221
7. How many of u have bought CDs lately?
8. Ever encountered kiddies talking abt arcades? "I like Star Arcade betta, i think itz more fun." WTF? How is it more fun? Are the games better? Are they older but more enjoyable? Or are they more updated? Perhaps the charging system is less complicated than say, E-Zone? Pls explain urself!!! Oh God, i used to be like that.......kill me now...
9. Tonite got American Idol. Why do i enjoy AI more than Singapore Idol? Itz not becoz i'm not patriotic and the blah.....itz because itz simply more interesting.... "But itz the same thing" u say? No itz not.... AI does not have DICK LEE and FLORENCE LIAN and DOUGLAS O. (and Stenven Lim
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