Delicious C. Glide

Toilet humor...

Hey...any of u ever treasure ur alone time in the toilet? Sometimes, it seems that thats the only time u ever have to yourself? There are just so many people out there bothering you that when u're on the potty, it seems so cool to be able to recollect your thought and just finally finally put everything in perspective. Yes. On the potty. Try it. It works.

Secondly, been to Cold Storage lately? Ever notice that big poster at the entrance, of the store's manager or some shit like that. WTF????!! thats how creepy! That day i was standing at the entrance, i turned and i thot someone had snuck up on me! sheeeesh! Watz the use of having a life sized poster that says "Hi My name is Chan Koo Teh. I will be pleased to assist you." RUBBISH! You're a poster. You cant help me with anything! Hey, maybe if i needed to scare someone, but NOT RITE NOW... So someone pls remind me again why they have the posters...

Internal Consensus

Ahhh..another beautfiful time of the year. The ever-popular internal consensus. Popular not only because it is essential to your obtaining a room, but also to top up your need for everyday-simple-as-it-is real life drama.

While i shall not delve into the stories of this year's internal consensus, here are a couple of things that u may do to "spice" up

1. Arrive at Internal Consensus with a hired entourage and walk to the front. Get one of them to play the "20th Century Fox" theme on a portable player. Then demand that u be taken to see the manager who runs this shenanigan.

2. Keep hanging around the JCRC tables, trying to peek at their documents. Even though they're not confidential, it'll sure irritate the hell outta them.

3. Attend every floor's internal-internal consensus. Pls provide constructive comments. Such as : "Why don't u guys take a break?", "This is boring.", "Do I HAVE to be heree?"

4. Start the damn trouble. Take someone else's room.

I realise there's not much mischief to get into at internal consensus....darn...

Another thing..i realise Singaporeans are naturally attracted to crowds...doesnt matter what itz about. We get drawn in by some unseen force. To look see or to join, it doesnt matter. It'll start as a few people gathering...then the pioneer kaypos will start to zoom in to get a look. This would mean 70% of all Singaporeans. The other 30% come in later.... when the force has grown. We are beyond help.

PS do ah bengs still exist? I havent many around lately. Maybe its becoz most of my life is spent around Raffles Place... which i think they might not frequent. But then again, havent seen them elsewhere either. Whatever happened to them????

posted by clownz @ 1:54 PM