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Conan!! Warrior without fear!!

Am i the only one that finds Conan funny? hahaha... it seems he can do anything u want...for example.

Conan the Landlord!!!

and he'll still sound pretty stupid. Is it becoz of the stigma in our heads that Conan is such a failure of a superhero? Some might say, cut him some slack... he doesn't have any super powers! Well, neither does Batman... but Batman is cool! and scaryyy! Well, for that matter, Conan shouldn't be called a SUPERhero then... he doesnt' have super powers. He's just a "hero".

But what does he do? 'Sides run around in loin cloth and chopping people up. On a side note, my brother can actually remember bits of the song... from the Conan the Adventurer cartoon

Conan, the adventurer!
Conan, warrior without fearrrr!!!

Oh wait! Now i get what he does! He adventures! Hence the name! Ahhhh... that explains all the running around.

But i still think ol' Con would do better off in other professions.

1) Conan the regular
"Everybody sign on! Or Conan shall smash you to bits!"

2) Conan the zouk Cleaning uncle
"NB! which geena womit on the dancr floor! Conan shall smash you to bits!"

3) Conan the guitarist
*Smashes guitar to bits*

4) Conan the loan shark
~need i say more?~

5) Conan the nurse
"Needle does not listen to conan! *starts jabbing patient with needle* Bad needle!!"

6) Conan the footballer
"Sorry Mr Referee. Conan did not mean to dismember his leg. Conan is sorry"

heh.. it seems that the name Conan jus sounds dumb in every profession. Sigh...i'm sorry Con. I tried... but I can't help you.

Anyyywayyy... Melbourne.... here i comeeeee!! hahahaha...

posted by clownz @ 9:17 AM