Delicious C. Glide

The World According to...

My Mother

1) Ants can smell, track down and bite thru anything..including air tight sealed plastic containers which contain sweets.
2) If you sit outside near some trees, you are feeding the mosquitoes. That is not welcomed.
3) Dogs are smarter than they appear to be. When Wolf (my dog) stares at the gate, he is plotting the day of his escape.

My Dad
1) As long as you have the house key, thou shalt open the door by urself. Even if your hands are full
2) Sitting outside near some trees, you are feeding the mosquitoes. But itz ok.
3) Me and my brother 'like' a lot of things. The only problem is that we didn't know we did until he mentions them.

My Brother
1) I need as much sleep as humanly possible. The number of hours do not matter. As long as I am satisfied that I have maxed out my possible number of hours of sleep.
2) Data entry makes me tired. So tired that I cannot wake up for dinner.

You
1) Thou shalt not shake thy legs or fidget. If you do, you are dead... even tho I love you.
2) Chocolates rock. Period
3) Little twin Stars rock. Period.
4) Champagne rocks. Period
5) Even though you cock up so much and so often... I'll still love you. (Thank you.)

Me

The above.

posted by clownz @ 5:09 PM