Delicious C. Glide

My trip to the !@#$% Dentist

Ok...so 2 days ago, i took my trip to the dentist. To fill u guys in, i havent been to the dentist for almost 25,698 years... .so yeah...that long. And the only reason i'm seeing him is becoz my wisdom tooth is crumbling to bits...and becoz Laine's making me see one.. hahaha...

Soooo...me n my dad, we take the trip down to the fella. (My dad's coming along becoz i'm a wuss.... hahahaha... no lah! The dentist is apparently our old neighbour...DISCOUNT!) Itz somewhere in Bukit Merah. First thing i step thru the door, he goes "Wah! U've put on alot of weight ah!"

WTF! So i'm like thinking ..."That's not nice! But then again, i've always been this size wat! Wadahell u talking about?" But i smile and say "Yah yah.... *mumbles under breath* stupid old coot" Then i think he realises his mistake and tries to cover up by saying "Do u play rugby?"

No...but i'll tackle ur ass rite here....

Later on, we realise that he mistook me for my bro....waaaad? How do u mistake the 2 of us? We dun even look alike????

So we get down to the teeth part. He goes... "hmmm...your teeth are very dirty... U wanna pull? Pull lah....wisdom tooth no use one."

WADAHELL? Where's the warmer-upper?? No buffer? Just get straight to business why dun you? And why do u sound so gleeful at the prospect of pulling someone's tooth out? U sadist! And what do u mean the wisdom teeth have no use? Allow me to inform you that i sometimes push food to the back of my mouth so that i can specially use my wisdom teeth to chew them! HA! (i'm kidding)

Anywayz, he gets down to cleaning my teeth...... or rather...tearing my gums... his instruments are moving everywhere loh... from the teeth they can "accidentally" rub against the gums or sides of the mouth....fricking painful man... after that he gets out this chisel-like instrument and starts pulling at the gaps between my teeth with gusto. Major ouch. Not to mention my mouth is getting sore from being open for the last 15 minutes.

Ok...so next comes the flouride treatement. So they put some strawberry tasting paste on ur teeth. Then they pass a current thru u....yes an electrical current! That wasnt the worse thing...his electrical current passer thingie was home made!!! I was expecting to get zapped to death at any moment.

So yeah....now u know why i go to dentists every so "often". !@#$%!@#!$%&#%

posted by clownz @ 9:16 AM