O-lame-pics
Didya see that French long jumper last nite? She was the last thing i saw before i went to bed and it was horrendous. Before she made the jump, she stood around and tried to get the crowd to clap. A few humouring claps were heard. Then she started to pose in some kung fu way, trying to psyche herself up. The worst thing abt it was that she was grunting while she was doin it. Then it came to the run down...... ZOOOOM. And she jumped a measly jump!! hahahaha... after all that effort, she shd haf just jumped and got it over with. Worst thing abt it was that she's supposed to be the world champion. Less grunting and more jumping i say.
Ya know wat really sucks ass... being the favourite for your event and losing it. Now that's an embaressment. Then the atheletes will all try to be political abt it and congratulate the winner. Forget that. I'll walk rite up and say like "You got lucky punk!! I'm gonna take you out at the next meet. And woe befall you if you win that too!" Then when the cameras come, be all smiles again... hahaha...
But seriously, was really proud of Ronald and Jiawei.. can ya believe it? Sigh, was really down when Jiawei lost man. Our last hope... haha.. can imaigne the whole of Singapore watching that one match..... AND THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE GETING IRRITATED BY THAT NORTH KOREAN WOMAN!! Slap you ahhhh... hhahaha... my fren tells me that the shrill shrieks are not Korean. Apparently they are random noises. You would think that she actually sat down with her coach to decide on which noises are the most irritating. "Chi Du Chak!!" or some bull shit like that was decided on. Does she have to shout everytime she wins????? It was driving me outta my mind. It came to a point where i wanted to fly down to Greece and ask her to keep quiet. On a side note, i was at a fren's house and was getting ready to play "We are the Champions" on the guitar. Ended up playing "Happy Birthday" instead... hahaha
hey thks to all who have provided a listening ear over the past few days. you know who u are.... jus thankful that u guys are ard. Peace!!
Sometimes...
Sometimes, u can't tell wrong from right,
sometimes, it seems so hard to do the right.
Sometimes, the only way out is the hard way,
sometimes, it it sucks to bring in a new day.
Sometimes...
I know he passed away... but this is too funny to not share... hahahahahahha
Woo-sa!
Just watched Bad Boys 2 again... while watching, i got really pissed at them pple who borrowed my discs and never return!! GIMME BACK MY STUFF YOU PPLE!!! ARRRGHH!! hahahaha..
Went for dinner yesterday at this coffee shop in Commonwealth. The food was good but i have to comment on the drinks auntie. You try and try to get her attention but itz like she's on coke or something (Coke... hahaah... she's a drinks auntie... i jus realised i made a corny) Wellll, when u finally get her attention, she jerks a little, macam she jus snapped outta a dream. Then she starts on her journey towards you. I tell you..... by the time she gets to you, you have almost died of thirst. Wah lau!! She walked at the same speed as them professors at the convocation man i tell you.
Anyone watched SG idol? That lemon tree guy looked possessed man. Scary. Well, as long as he wasn't possessed by the spirit of that stripper. i dunno. I'm still skeptical about SG idol. We'll see how it develops in the coming weeks. The good ones were really good tho. I liked that girl that dressed like an auntie. She has a happy voice. But i must say! The judges are jus pissing me off!! Kauz. They think they damn witty, making comments at every bad auditioner. Trying to be like Cowell lah.... at least Cowell doesn't do it at every opportunity. Goodness.....
Ok.... here are a few songs for u people to go download and listen.
Mark's Recommendations!!
1. Terror Squad - Lean Back
2. Lloyd Banks - We on Fire
3. Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning
4. Los Lonely Boys - Nobody Else
5. Sugarcult - Memory
Hehe... jus a little music something... maybe i'll keep this up.... qutie fun,...macam music critic hor? hahahahah....
DnD is approaching
Hello helloooo... tis me again. heh heh... jus received word that my blog is appreciated!! That's u Liz!! Special shoutout to my fans! I'd like to thank my dog, cat and fish.
Aha! Take that u sappy bloggers who write abt every detail in their sad sad lives. Nobody wants to hear how u damaged ur cuticle when u were dieting to fit into that mini pink dress that is 5 sizes too small!!! ahahahaha...
Anywayz, DnD is approaching rite? For hall 3 at least lah.. heard that itz at Meritus Mandarin. Whoa... rite smack in the middle of Orchard huh? hopefully the drunkards wun get too far when the whole event is over.
Went back to play for MPE week something something.. no idea wat it was.. jus knew i'd get paid.. hahaha.. so we played our 2 songs and got outta there. It sucked but we didnt care... nobody was noticing anywayz... hahaha.. all i remember was that there were a lotta China people around. All wanting that free goodie bag... and free macs!
Well, i'm too lazt to think of new stuff, so here's something from my old blog.
OK..here goes...new games to play during OC
1. Cpt Durian
2. Team fortress with super soaker.... fire extinguisher is bonus weapon
3. bungee jumping from N4
4. "Steal the exam paper" - to be played in 5th week of school
5. Initation Sprint
6. Chug the Beer
Haf u thot of some games that we play? like the cross lines games at the bball court? I think it'd be more fun if we had our own rules, without telling the station master. For example, who can put the most catchers out of commission by stepping on their toes...hiakz...fun!How abt going ard trying to scare the monsters on monster hunt instead? haha...(nobody leak this out ya hear??!!! haha...)
Or that thing on the soapy canvass...spend the better part of ur time trying to push people down rather than retriving the dang ping pong balls. They're so darn small anyway.....screw them..letz haf fun making people fall...crush a few of them balls on the way b4 they disqualify u.
war games...spend ur time wallowing in the mud making oinking noises...freak the freshies out.
Mini olympiads.....wear your best olympic get up and start to warm up...tell the freshies they better wear shoes and drink lotsa water to avoid cramps. "Dun wanna end up like the last batch. Dehydration's a bitch"
Sentosa...climb to the top of the two towers and shout across "For the glory of Sauron!! I claim this tower in Sauron's name!!" Proceed to jump off into the ocean.
On the last nite, wake everyobdy up and claim itz gonna rain soon...rush them off into the tents, then proceed to take all the space u want on the porch.
Sentosa beach games. Run straight into the sea and continue running out with half closed eyes....keep yawning. Peridically turn back to shout "C'mon team!"
Ice breakers...intro urself as Tan Chee Hong. Observe eyes growing wider....then claim itz a joke and ur real name is Lim Jiak Sai.
Eat the polo sweet everytime it comes round. Yum....then squat down and pretend to look for the sweet under the couch.
Announce that u are the king cockroach during the "cockroach chicken monkey' game. Bestow kinghthood on other cockroaches and cower in fear when u see a chicken. Immediately transform into a cock and claim the chicken as your mate.
OC rox....
myself and the big thing i picked outta my nose
Family Dinners
Today jus had a family dinner at my haus. Most entertaining. It was for my grandmother's birthday. Well, for one, once everyone was into the house, it was chaos. Instructions were being flung left rite and center for people to move around, do this and do that... the kids were so confused that one of my cousins was jus spinning in a circle..... kidding.. haha..
But there were so many conflicting instructions that it was fun to see people trying to get all of them..
"Go get the plates from the kitchen."
"Also, get wash them!"
"Then get the forks and spoons..."
"The forks and spoons are already on the table, get the meat!"
"Make sure the meat is on a clean plate."
I ended up washing the meat and placed it on a dirty plate... jus to spite them all... muahahaha...
Also, i noticed that the older u are, u get to do anything u want. Like my grand dad, he was done and he was like "Ok, i'm done, i'm outta here."
So my mom was like "no you're not...Sit down and chat wif us leh. I'm not done eating yet"
And he was like "I'm done... you're not done... so YOU sit here and eat. I'm goin to watch TV."
WAhahahaha..... I wanna be like that when i get old.
"Granddad! Letz go to the museum!!"
"Museum?? The museum is for pussies. Screw the museum."
"Granddad! U said a bad word!! I'm telling mommy!!"
"Dun tell on me ya little brat!! I'll kill ya!! "
hahahahaha.... wat fun
After dinner, when everyone was duly satisfied, we all split into our various haunts. Some into the tv room, some jus lounging at the sofa. So my bro, my cousin and i struck up a little bet, to bet on who fell asleep first. The hot favourites were my grandpa, and my uncle. My grandpa usually slept early, so he was in the running. My uncle had unfortunately plonked himself onto a very comfortable reclining chair so he too was chosen. In the end, none of them won becoz my grandpa wanted to go home. bah.... no winners there.
But still, it proves my point that family dinners are very entertaining. They are nowhere near as boring as you would think. You jus need to find entertainment in the rite places. heh heh...
