Stupid radio contests
Power 98 is having some Deuce Bigelow European Gigolo competition on now. And they want people to call to say why they are the best at what they do. Basically why they are damn good at their occupation...................... SMLJ. -_-
What if the bugger has a damn boring job? Or a ridiculous job? Well here are a few candidates that will light the airwaves up.
"I'm a teacher and I beat the children up the hardest!"
"I put the Sultan in Consultant!"
"I pour the shit out of your Teh Tarik! Plus i add insane amounts of sugar!"
"I'm an NS man. I run very fast."
Then after that, top it off by screaming the wrong radio station when they ask you which Red Hot Station gave you tickets to Deuce Bigelow European Gigolow.
"Peerrrr.....WER NINEEETY EIGHT!!"
And then sometimes, radio stations have contests where they almost push the prize into your hands. There's so much prompting that a 2 year old could win. Yet........ some morons still don't get it. Sighhhh... Who knows that Venus vs Mars game? The one where u guess abbreviations (sometimes) Call in and start giving weird guesses.
DJ : What does VPL mean?
You: Virtual Penis Lock!
Tim managed to get into the Subaru challenge!! yeahhh!!!! He and Jo will be standing around, placing one hand on the car of their dreams (probably becoz they'll be sleeping, standing up). We'll definitely be there to cheer u on!! hahaha..and to irritate the other contestants. After all that's what Taipanese do. Irritate.
here are a couple of suggestions to help them win.
- Tim n Jo should start singing. That'll clear half the field in 5 mins. hahahahah..especially Ge yao songs... bwahaha.. kidding!
- We should use all the toilets that the contestants have access to during the 5 mins break. Leave 2 Tim and Jo. See how the rest can go 12 hours without crapping and pissing.
- Start laughing the Taipan laugh after 2 hours. Give the excuse you're going hysterical.
- Keep poking the contestant next to you in the ribs.
- Pretend to faint and knock the other people off their spaces.
Well, we wish you all the best JoTim! Quick! Run to the car park now and start practicing by placing ur hands on other people's freshly polished cars. Next thing u know, u can run the triathalon.
