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Tsunami Victims

Hey all....remember all the tsunami victims yah?

Make donations ..... pray for them... R.I.P


We are truly blessed.

posted by clownz @ 1:29 AM 0 comments

Christmas Rappers

I have come to realise that i am wayyyy suck ass at Christmas wrapping. So if u do get a gift from me that's wrapped like some ham from NTUC, appreciate it.... becoz i aint never gonna wrap anything again! I mean like..... how do u get the basics of gift wrapping?? I seem to know everything in theory.. .such as cutting straight lines, placing the gift perpendicular to the edges and then neatly folding the first half over the gift.

After that point....everything goes down the drain.... sheeesh! I start to fold the edges and realise the white part of the gift wrap is showing...so i fold it one more time. After this one fold, the edge isn't perpendicular anymore! WTF?! So i decide to start on the other side, hopin by some miracle that the outcome will be different.... no such luck. So i end with a slightly slanted present under very creased giftwrapping paper.... and i havent even touched the damn scotch tape yet.

Now, here's where the fun starts... i place the first scotch tape onto the gift wrap and it sticks beautifully....SCORE!!! So i confidently pluck out a second piece from the table. This time, as i magnificently raise it up from the table, it gets caught in the table cloth. So i almost pull the whole table top off with it (Highly exagerrated due to extreme frustration)....SCORE!! As i frantically try to free the table cloth, i committ the 3rd sin of gift wrapping and let go of the wrapper. SCORE!! So the fricking paper unravels itself in slow motion before my eyes while i helplessly use my eye power to will it back into place. ----------> Fast forward to 15 mins later, where i find myself at the same step. This time, i carefully pluck out the scotch tape from the table top. As i align it to the edge of the present, i gently allow it to fall and stick to the surface..... but nooooooooo, thatz watz SUPPOSED to happen. As it falls into place, a gust of wind blows the @#$!$% tape and it sticks to somewhere else on the giftwrap! *curse and swear* Keep in mind the current score is Mark 1 - Giftwrapping screwups 2

Now, i set myself to removing the confounded tape from the giftwrap. "The secret is to pull it off slowly so that it comes off bit by bit." I tell myself.... So here goes...............



RRRIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!





OOOHHHH SWEET MOTHER OF......






"Game Set Match Giftwrapping Screwups"



I love Christmas............. have a merry one ya'll........ hahahahaha

posted by clownz @ 10:40 PM 2 comments

And so the story goes..

Here's a little something for screaming again.... heheh

We're on this rollercoaster ride
Hold on, I'll stay here by your side
We head up to the sky then we slide back down
Upside down try to figure out
Not sure if we could work it out
I wanna be alone but you feel like home

Answer the phone, I know that you're home
I wanna get you alone, and do it again, do it again
Answer the phone, I know that you're home
I wanna get you alone, and do it again, do it again

The signals all are flashing red
It doesn't matter what was said
This bed is much too big without me and you
This all seems so ridiculous
Why can't we just get over this
Don't make me say the obvious
Without you

I practice all my lines to a telephone while you were sleeping
I remember the way you curled your toes
On the side of the stage at all our shows
And the glow on your face just because of one rose
And when I wake up in the morning and you're wearing my clothes


Also, i'm pretty much happy rite now.... i believe the word is settled. The story has been a long hard one, especially on your side. But i'm greatful that u stuck to it. Becoz if u didnt, i wldnt be where i am rite now. Thank you...

posted by clownz @ 8:35 PM 2 comments

Nobody knows..

This is for ya.... =)

I pretended I'm glad you went away
These four walls closin' more every day
And I'm dying inside
And nobody knows it but me

Like a clown (sheesh..ahaha) I put on a show
The pain is real even if nobody knows
And I'm crying inside
And nobody knows it but me

Why didn't I say
The things I needed to say
How could I let my angel get away
Now my world is just a tumblin' down
I can say it so clearly
But you're nowhere around

The nights are lonely, the days are so sad
And I just keep thinkin' about The love that we have
And I'm missin' you And nobody knows it but me

I carry a smile when I'm broken in two
And I'm nobody without someone like you
I'm tremblin' inside and nobody knows it but me

I lie awake it's a quarter past three
I'm screamin' at night as if I thought You'd hear me
Yeah my heart is callin' you
And nobody knows it but me

How blue can I get You could ask my heart
But like a jigsaw puzzle it's been torn all apart
A million words couldn't say just how I feel
A million years from now you know I'll be lovin' you still

The nights are lonely, the days are so sad
And I just keep thinkin' about The love that we have
And I'm missin' you And nobody knows it but me

Tomorrow mornin' I'm hitting the dusty road
Gonna find you wherever, ever you might go
I'm gonna unload my heart and hope you come back to me

posted by clownz @ 1:56 AM 3 comments

FRIIIIDAYYYY!! PIVOTTTT!!

Guys.........ITZ FRIIIDAY!!! Plus! Itz Hole's and Ky's bdaeeeeS!! Keep watching this spot for some fotos of em.... hehehehe.... SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!SUB-MAR-INE!!

plus...adam ant rox....

SING WIF ME NOW!!

Once is never enough
Never is never was
Here and now is all that counts
Here and now in large amounts
Be beautiful but shut up
The going can be real tough

You can keep your fancy bars
Clubby friends and fast cars
And when the going gets hard
You can eat your credit cards
I really tried to fight it
But what the hell I like it

OOoOo ohhh ohhh ohhh.....

There is always room at the top
Don’t let them tell you there is not
Made in england born and bred
An eighteenth century brain
In a twenty first century heaaaaaad!!!!


If some of this fits some of you
Or like the things that you might doI
t’s the pleasure and the pain
That makes us do it all again
They sayBe beautiful and shut up
The going can be real tough

Room at the top -- so eighteenth century
Room at the top -- so eighteenth century
Room at the top
There’s always room

posted by clownz @ 11:34 AM 3 comments

So Far Away.....

This is my life Its not what it was before
All these feelings I've shared
And these are my dreams
That I'd never lived before
Somebody shake me
Cause I, I must be sleeping

Now that we're here, It's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
All the mistakes, One life contained
They all finally start to go away
Now that we're here its so far away
And I feel like I can face the day I can forgive
and I?m not ashamed to be the person that I am today

These are my words
That I've never said before
I think I'm doing ok
And this is the smile
That I've never shown before
Somebody shake me
Cause I, I must be sleeping

I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me
Afraid of waking
Please don't shake me

Let me lie here in my dream...... I'm happy...... really.

posted by clownz @ 3:08 PM 1 comments

Genius Mark!!

aha!! i know wat!! WRT to my last post, why dun u all put down the song that brings back good memories for ya??? hehhe..be quite interesting to see who listens to wat....

posted by clownz @ 11:03 AM 3 comments